Saturday, June 30, 2012

Euro 2012 semifinal: Germany-Italy 1:2

GERMANY
1:2
ITALY
Ozil 90' (p)Balotelli 20', 36'

My match rating: 
My man of the match: Balotelli (I)

UEFA report ---|||--- Player ratings ---|||--- Photos ---|||--- Highlights



Commentary to follow!!
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Recent updates, or lack thereof!

I'm moving to another state these days, so it is incredibly hard to keep up with the awesome sporting events that are still going down!

Thursday I missed the first half of the Italy-Germany match. Yesterday we had a huge thunderstorm that knocked down many power lines, and thus I haven't been able to watch the game yet. I will make sure to do that before tomorrow's final... speaking of which, I might well get a heart attack while watching that, and so my blogging days will come to an abrupt close!

Wimbledon is underway and I've been able to follow it closely, via internet if nothing else, and I should be able to discuss the round of 16 match-ups some time Sunday night or Monday morning. Some interesting upsets and matches so far at the All England, for sure.

I have, instead, completely missed out on the Athletics European Championships and the women's volleyball World Grand Prix final four. Both end tomorrow after a brief four-day run. That sucked, but c'est la vie: something's gotta give, especially at such busy times as these are.

Meanwhile, the Tour de France started today with the brief individual time trial prologue in Liege, Belgium... so, for all intents and purposes, Le Tour really starts tomorrow with the first line stage. Cancellara has the yellow jersey's after today's sprint, but again that's virtually meaningless to the final standings. This is still a Tour between Evans, Wiggins, and maybe Schleck, but mostly the Aussie and the Brit. Updates to follow, as time permits.
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Thursday, June 28, 2012

Euro 2012 semifinal: Portugal-Spain 2:4 apk

PORTUGAL
2:4
SPAIN
              0 : 0   a.e.t.


ORDER OF PENALTIES

Xabi Alonso (0:0), Moutinho (0:0)
Iniesta (0:1), Pepe (1:1)
Pique (1:2), Nani (2:2)
Sergio Ramos (2:3), Bruno Alves (2:3)
Fabregas (2:4)


My match rating: 
My man of the match: Casillas (S)

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As predicted, Portugal managed to out-play Spain for much of the match by simply matching their playing style. Bento must have realized, as Prandelli also had in the group stage, that the way to play Spain is to not play them. Keep the ball, make possession, and accelerate suddenly to create scoring chances. The more you do it, the less Spain has a chance to. Surely enough, if we look at the ball possession statistics we see that Spain held the ball a mere 58% of the time. While still good, it's a huge change for the 70%+ that we'd gotten used to in the previous rounds. By handling a good chunk of the play, Portugal handled the match.

But of course that's not enough: you also have to score. Portugal didn't, and while their opportunities were not nearly as vivid as Italy's against England, they were still pretty damn good. More importantly, they had more than Spain did, at least during regulation. Spain are good scorers, but what they're really good at is not being scored against. Del Bosque's somewhat improvised defense, with Jordi Alba filling Puyol's large shoes, worked out remarkably well throughout the tournament, as Spain hasn't taken a single goal since Di Natale's bender in the first half of the first game of the first round. Ronaldo may not have shined yesterday, but a good deal of that has to do with the fact that the Spanish defenders didn't give him a chance to take clean shots.

The penalties were a weird affair. I struggle to recall a match where this happened. For one, both teams missed the first penalty, Spain with the France match-winner Alonso and Portugal with Moutinho. Both were saves, too, and not misses (though as I've said before, every saved penalty is also basically a miss). Then we saw two successful series of good penalties, including a half-Panenka by Sergio Ramos. I was surprised, for Ramos is barely able to kick the ball at all, let alone kick it pretty. But in it went, and although not as beautiful or meaningful as Pirlo's, it was a nice penalty. Then something odd happened. Bruno Alves went to kick the third penalty, but right after placing the ball on the spot he walked back to the center, and Nani came to kick the penalty instead. I gotta assume that they were simply confused as whose turn it was next, for Alves did eventually kick the fourth penalty. But it betrayed a lack of focus, which in a war of nerves like a penalty shootout can be fatal. And it was, for Alves eventually missed the fourth penalty, giving Fabregas the chance to take Spain through to the final. Of course, Cesc did.

Perhaps the most stunning thing of all is that Ronaldo didn't even get to kick a penalty. Alright, by now it's understood that I hate the guy, but he is the most skilled Portuguese player... so why would you ever put yourself in a situation where he might not even contribute?! Usually, the best penalty takers will kick either first (to put your team up, or even, and thus encourage the rest) or fourth (for more often than not that ends up being the decisive penalty). The fifth penalty is rarely decisive, especially if your team is second in kicking order, so I have no idea what was going through Bento's head as he picked the list. As them Catholics say, "mystery of faith."

Now Spain awaits the winner of Germany-Italy, which is played later today. Whatever happens, it will be an awesome match. Spain-Germany would be the rematch of the Euro 2008 final and of the 2010 World Cup semifinal. Spain won both 1-0, both times displaying their trademark tiki-taka and effectively neutralizing the more creative German offense. The 2008 final is of course more relevant to Euro history: there has never been a repeat final in two consecutive editions of the same major international tournament. Spain-Italy, then, would be very interesting for three reasons. One, the teams are quickly developing a rivalry. Spain knocked Italy out in the Euro 2008 quarterfinals after a tight match resolved by a tense penalty shootout, and then of course they were in the same group in this edition. Two, it would be the only time in the Euro or World Cup history that the two finalists come from the same group. Third and much more interestingly, so far Italy has proven to be the only team capable of truly challenging Spain. Del Bosque's team struggled mightily in the first match and only came as close to winning it as Italy did. Should they meet again in Sunday's final, Spain would still be favorite, but Italy would give them a run for their money.
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

The art of insulting Germans (or Italians)

Yesterday I saw the picture below...


That's funny, but after I got done laughing I remembered that it was nothing new. Rewind to the 2006 World Cup, which is played in Germany. After the quarterfinal match with Argentina, which the Germans won on penalties, a brawl erupted in the stadium tunnel between German and Argentinian players (there has been bad blood between the two nations since the 1990 World Cup final). Top German midfielder Torsten Frings was disqualified for his violent involvement in that brawl and thus prevented from playing in Germany's semifinal against Italy four days later. Italy would go on to win the semi and then the final too. 

FIFA's decision to exclude Frings was of course unpopular with German crowds. The top (trashy) sports newspaper, Bild, accused the Italians of having exercised "undue pressure" on FIFA to force them to disqualify Frings. Yeah... as if Italy's super-corrupt football federation carried any international weight! The accusation was promptly dismissed by anyone who mattered and definitely not backed by die Mannschaft. Still, it remained a popular piece of gossip. 

Bild's accusation was also garnished with the usual racial epithets (the German equivalent of "wops") and included a large picture of a pizza. You know how foreigners are often stereotyped as performing only one task or job? In the collective German imagination, Italians are either restaurant waiters or pizza makers.

Well, two days later, after Italy beat Germany 2-0 on the pitch, an Italian satire newspaper responded with the following picture:


Klinsmann was the German coach, and in the Italian press a "pizza" is slang for a goal. Lulz were had, not only because I'm Italian, but because it's always funny to watch whiners lose.

And now, in the semifinals of Euro 2012, it's Italy-Germany all over again. But this time the krauts will need to amp up their racial slurs, because now that Italy has Balotelli, we're not just wops: we're also niggers! (remember Fawlty Towers?)
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Is Spain too good?

My friend Tom alerts me to this article by ESPN analyst Roger Bennett titled: "Is Spain boring or just too good?" It discusses some of the themes I talked about after Spain-France and considerably expands on their influence on the Beautiful Game. Definitely a worthy read.

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Euro 2012 quarterfinal #4: England-Italy

ENGLAND
2:4
ITALY
              0 : 0   a.e.t.


ORDER OF PENALTIES
Balotelli (0:1), Gerrard (1:1), Montolivo (1:1), Rooney (2:1), Pirlo (2:2),
Young (2:2), Marchisio (2:3), Cole (2:3), Diamanti (2:4)


My match rating: 
My man of the match: Pirlo (I)

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History repeating... in reverse. In the semifinal of Euro 2000, Italy and Holland were tied 0-0 after extra time. It had been a crazy match. Italy played with a man down for over an hour after Zambrotta's ejection. Yet the Dutch couldn't capitalize and missed two penalties in regulation. It went down to a shootout. Before a baffled home crowd in Amsterdam, Italy's Toldo saved three more and gave his team the final.

That match was significant for two reasons. For one, it was the first time that Italy won a penalty shootout, having lost that way three straight times in the last decade: to Argentina in the 1990 World Cup semi, to Brazil in the 1994 World Cup final, and to France in the 1998 World Cup quarters. The "damned penalties" were the bane of Italy's football throughout my childhood... but not this time: this major win on penalties felt like a long-time-coming liberation. The other reason was Francesco Totti. In the shootout against the Netherlands, Italy's star winger scored the most daring penalty I have ever seen anyone take (video here). In English they call it a "Panenka penalty," after the Czech player who pioneered it in 1976. In Italy we simply call it "the spoon," given its soft and curved trajectory. Totti's comment in tight Roman dialect during a TV interview ("gli ho fatto er cucchiaio!" = I gave them the spoon, an obvious double-entendre) quickly became a national catchphrase. Kicking a penalty that way is of course extremely risky, for all the goalie has to do to save it is stand still and welcome the ball as it flies gently into his gloves. The appeal, then, is that no goalie ever does that. He always commits to a side and dives, hoping that it's the side that the kicker has chosen, and by the time he's down he has no time to get back on his feet and catch the "Panenka." It is, of course, extremely irreverent; some who don't really get football even call it disrespectful or unsportsmanlike.

And today, in the penalty shootout against England, Pirlo "gave them the spoon" again. Only that this time Italy was down a penalty, while in the Netherlands match they were still even. It was incredible. To do something like that you must be either totally insane or totally confident. I think Totti was insane and Pirlo was confident. He looked calm and in control, just as he had in 2006 when he shot a great (conventional!) penalty against France in the World Cup final. His face betrayed no emotion. After the goal, he didn't even cheer, which is uncharacteristic for him. He knew exactly what he was doing. One may then ask: why did he do it? What need was there to take such a risk? As every leader should, Pirlo knew that after Montolivo's error Italy's chances were waning and his young teammates were losing hope. So since the next two penalty takers (Marchisio and Diamanti) were young and inexperienced, Pirlo must have felt that he needed to blow the horn. And what better way than to reference the classic cucchiaio, the moment that Italy broke free from the "damned penalties" and, at last, came out on top? I think Totti was just cocky in 2000, but I am positive that all of this was going through Pirlo's mind tonight as he walked up to the spot. He meant to do it, he meant to send a message, and he knows very well that certain actions in football speak much more loudly than their intrinsic value. If I am right, then this was a sublime moment in football strategy and sports psychology. It must have peeved the Brits, too, as they would not score again thanks to the misses by Young and Cole. I am reluctant to congratulate Buffon for the save on Cole, for whenever a penalty doesn't go in, it's the kicker who did something wrong. The goal is very, very large, and the spot is very, very close. If the kick is good, the penalty is virtually unsavable. With that said, good job Gigi for guessing right three times out of four and eventually grabbing this one!

There is not very much to say about the rest of the match. Italy dominated far and wide, as you can read in the reports linked. They attacked relentlessly but with order for 120 minutes, shooting a 35 times, of which 24 on goal, and leading twice as many overall attacks as England. De Rossi effectively shut out Rooney for the majority of the game, keeping England's star to one shot, one header, and very few touches overall. As usual, De Rossi and Pirlo engineered the Italians' midfield dominance. For lengthy stretches, including the last 20 minutes of the first half and the first 20 of the second, England did not shoot on goal. For much of the second half they never even crossed their own midfield. It was as one-sided a match as I have ever seen in a major international tournament. As the Britons are older and more experienced than Italy's makeshift team, credit goes to Prandelli for out-smarting Hodgson at what was essentially a game of chess. Football matches are played on the pitch, but they are won on the tactical board, and tonight was resounding evidence of that fact.

With all that said, it is an utter embarrassment that Italy had to win on a penalty shootout! The match "should" have ended 3-0, for that was the tactical, technical, and competitive disparity reflected in the actual play. But surely all the world's best tactics are useless if you don't actually put the bloody ball past the bloody line, and that Italy failed miserably to do. Balotelli had his usual great chances, which again he wasted, and it was again pretty ugly. De Rossi and Pirlo hit two posts. Montolivo failed to tap in the proverbial "I-would-have-scored-that-too!" ball after a half-assed save from Hart. England had their fair share of opportunities, too, but it makes sense to shoot on goal only 8 times and remain scoreless. But 24 times? And like this? Despite the tactical superiority and despite the resilience that eventually got them through, Italy are still lacking in the area that counts the most: scoring. That won't fly against the Germans, who will have as many chances, and they will convert them. Gomez doesn't wait too long to shoot. Lahm doesn't hit the post. Podolski doesn't fail the tap-in. Between now and Thursday, Italy will have work to do.

Speaking of Thursday, as the ESPN commentators Darke and McManaman rightfully remarked, the Euro 2012 calendar is unfairly laid out. When Italy and Germany play the second semifinal, Italy will have had only three full days' worth of rest. That wouldn't be a problem if it weren't that Germany will have had five. In major international events, with so many games crammed in a single month, every day counts. The winner of Italy-England would have been at some disadvantage because of the extra time and penalty shootout, but there's no way to control that: it's just part of the game. But there was a way to account for the different resting periods, and that is UEFA's fault. Traditionally, quarterfinals are played two-a-day, not one, precisely to avoid this kind of problem. I understand that it pays better and is more spectacular to have them spread out over four days, but they could have simply allowed everyone an extra day's rest between group stage and quarters, so as to allow the teams on the same side of the board to play on consecutive days. That would have reduced the first team's "advantage" to only one rest day, which is not crazy. Or they could have allowed that extra rest day between the quarters and the semis, because the difference of two full days' worth of rest is less relevant when the more tired team still had four full days to recover (that is, 4 and 6 is less unfair than 3 and 5). Either way, it should have been managed better. I'll just go ahead and blame monsieur Platini, for this and for all that is wrong with European football. It's easier!

The Italy-Germany rivalry is thus renewed. Another semifinal, like in 1970 and 2006, except this time it's the Euro and not the World Cup. Throw in the 1982 final and you have an absolutely stellar, unique set of precedents that no other two major teams have. The two teams have never met at a Euro, and Germany has never beaten Italy in a major tournament (see here). In 2006 especially, Italy had started off as the outsider. They were told they didn't stand a chance and that the Germans would cruise on their dead bodies on their way to the final. Well, we know how that turned out. This year, Italy's chances are still low, but they're not afraid of Löw, and they're flying to Warsaw in four days to prove it.
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Saturday, June 23, 2012

Euro 2012 quarterfinal # 3: Spain-France

SPAIN
2:0
FRANCE
Xabi Alonso 19', 91'

My match rating: 
My man of the match: Xabi Alonso (S)

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Spain are still the world's best team right now. As Nils Liedholm used to say, "for as long as you have the ball, they cannot score." Del Bosque, like his colleague Guardiola, takes this school of thought very seriously, and this is the result.

Unlike Barcelona, though, Spain is not a traditionally pretty team to watch. I certainly don't need to see goals to enjoy a match, as I like tactics most of all. From this perspective, then, Spain's matches are gorgeous and you'll rarely see a match managed so rationally.

Spain treat football professionally: they know what they have to do to win and they do it. In a sense, you could say that they have mastered the art of winning. I'm going out on a limb here, but they may be the first team in the modern football era (post-Rimet, so post-1970) who are able to do so. Perhaps in 20-some years some will look back and call them a "best" team or whatever. Football fans are notoriously skeptical of such labels, but it may be inevitable.

As far as this one match is concerned, I was a little surprised at how easily France let themselves be caught in the Spaniards' net. That is not to say that I expected Blanc's boys to be on par with Del Bosque's: France are in the middle of an inter-generational shift and they did well to clear the group stage at all. But given that Spain's lead was 1-0 for the entire match, I would have expected a harsher reaction. Yes, it was wise not to force the issue in the first half, for the first rule of rational defensive football is: "when you're down, stay down and try not to get further down!" But in the second half France allowed Spain to resume business as usual, and there's no digging yourself out of that hole. Simply put, the young Frenchmen were insufficiently assertive before a much more experienced Spanish side, and they paid for it.

Now we have an exciting all-Iberian match-up in the first semifinal. I have not yet written of the Spain-Portugal football rivalry (I need to research it more!), but I will when we get a little closer to that match.
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Friday, June 22, 2012

World War to World Cup: the great football rivalries of Germany, England, and Italy

The winner of Sunday's Euro 2012 quarterfinal between England and Italy will advance to play Germany in the semifinals. Whoever it be, a match-up of historic proportion awaits. Germans and Britons share a historic rivalry, as do Germans and Italians; and if the former is far more storied from a footballing viewpoint, the latter is more socially significant. Either way, fun will be had. Football is a mirror of life, and life is much more than the aggregate score of our wins and losses. Life is a story, and few national teams in the world have more history than these three.





Germany-England may be the single most hyped international match-up in football, perhaps second only to Argentina-Brazil, and right up there with Italy-France. It inevitably reeks of Dunkerque and Berlin, but it would hold up even just competitively, as the two have dominated the European sports scene for the longest time.

At the 1966 World Cup, hosted on British soil, the two disputed a classic final. England led for most of the match, but Germany equalized with a minute left in regulation to force extra time. In extra time, Geoff Hurst scored an incredibly controversial goal. His shot bounced off the crossbar and on the goal line, and the linesman ruled it in after brief consultation with the referee. Video footage then subsequently proved beyond any doubt that the ball had not in fact crossed the line. Here you can watch this video of the goal (about one minute in) or even the full match. This is bad enough when it happens in any game, but in a World Cup final it's bound to leave scars. The ensuing rivalry has been largely defined by this incident.

Four years later, at the 1970 World Cup, the Germans struck back by knocking the Brits out 3-2 in the quarterfinals. This time, Hurst saw a legal goal mysteriously disallowed. Needless to say, conspiracy theories abound: "Revenge, revenge!" Nevertheless, this match did not turn out to be very notorious after all, perhaps because it happened relatively early in the tournament.

Fast-forward 20 years to the 1990 World Cup. England and Germany this time met in the semis. Bobby Robson's England had just survived a thrilling quarter against the surprising Cameroon, while Franz Beckenbauer's Germany had never looked more stylish and confident. Despite some excellent individual talent (Platt, Lineker, Gaiscogne, Shilton), this was a year of reconstruction for England. Instead, Germany could count on some of their best-ever players: Matthaus, Klinsmann, Voeller, Brehme, Kohler... an absolute wunder. Germany again defeated England, but this time it took a penalty shoot-out and two mistakes from the spot. Beckenbauer's team then went on to win the cup in a nerve-filled match against Maradona and his Argentine thugs (who had just knocked out the hosts Italy and thus had the entire stadium against them!).

The 1990 match is mostly remembered for British winger's Paul Gaiscogne's unstable behavior. "Gazza," as he was nicknamed, was notoriously hotheaded, at times harmlessly irreverent, at others violent and downright stupid. Gazza was booked early in the second half, and since he had also been carded in the Cameroon game, he would have had to sit out the final had England gone through. His tears upon seeing the yellow card are among the most iconic images of the whole tournament and have been broadcast more times than I can count. However, I prefer the picture that came right after and which is less often discussed: England's captain Gary Lineker, upon seeing his teammate become emotional and recognizing the early signs of instability gestured to his bench that they should keep an eye on him. Here you can see a brief video of those crucial moments. I caught Lineker's warning live when I watched the game (I was nine years old) and I still remember it clear as day!

The rivalry remained relatively dormant for twenty more years (but see below), until the 2010 World Cup. Germany were the star of the tournament after sweeping the group stage in grand fashion, while England was once again facing a generational shift and looked quite insecure. Surely it didn't help that Beckham was on the bench as a manager, wearing an ugly suit. Be that as it may, the two met in the quarterfinals, and it was the perfect next chapter to the never-ending saga. The score was 4-1, but this time for the Germans, and this time it was England who could recriminate. Toward the end of the first half, with the score still at 2-1 for Germany, a shot by English midfielder Frank Lampard bounced off the crossbar and on the goal line. Sound familiar? It was obviously in... like, by a full 5-6 inches... but the linesman ruled it out and disallowed what should have been the equalizer. You couldn't write a better script; or a worse one, depending. If revenge is a dish best served cold, how about 44 years later? To be fair, Germany would have probably still prevailed, and to be even fairer they had taken their fair share of revenge ever since that day at Wembley... but to me, this one takes the cake. It is just too perfect.

You can read more about this rivalry at this Wikipedia article, which is surprisingly well-balanced and very informative. It discusses more games than I cover here and in more detail.





Italy-Germany is certainly much less of a rivalry, internationally anyway. For one, they have played relatively rarely: only three major matches in the last 40 years. Also, it's not a real rivalry if one side dominates: Italy has won all three.

But those three were very important, and especially the first one: Italy-West Germany 4-3, which was the 1970 World Cup semifinal, is often referred to as "the Game of the Century." In Italy it is even known as "the best football match in history." While no one match should ever be called that, if one ever deserved it, it's this one.

In 1970, Italy has one of its youngest-ever teams and is trying to get back onto the international scene after a streak of disappointing World Cup performances. It is especially important that the Italians wash away the humiliation of Chile 1962, where the Azzurri were knocked out by the home side in one of the most violent football games in history (the "Battle of Santiago"). On the other side of the pitch, the Germans hunger for revenge after 1966, a loss that is burning now more fiercely than ever. Also at stake is a chance to defeat the divine Brazil of the divine Pele in another epic Europe-South America showdown. To put it mildly, the match is charged.

That kind of match is usually boring, but not this time. Just look at the lineups! Rivera, Mazzola, Riva, and Boninsegna for the Italians... Beckenbauer, Vogt, Muller, and Seeler for the Germans. Italy goes ahead and dominates far and wide, but Germany shows an impressive resilience and equalizes with minutes left in regulation. The extra time would be remembered for its five goals in just under 20 minutes. Muller scores almost immediately for Germany. Burgnich equalizes for Italy not five minutes later, and soon thereafter Riva sets the score 3-2. It seems over: all players are exhausted, and the psychological impact of Italy's sudden comeback should prove too much for the Germans. However, Muller puts one in for the 3-3. This is now devastating for Italy and they should be demoralized... except not, for it takes Rivera all of 45 seconds to score again for the definitive 4-3! As soon as Rivera's ball crosses the line, two German defenders collapse on the pitch in an obvious sign of defeat. Despite a few more attempts, Germany would not score again. Italy would then lose a one-sided final to Brazil, in which they scored first but were overtaken 4-1 by Pele & Co. But as you can read below, that was almost irrelevant in the big picture.

You have to understand the social influence of this match in the lives of average Italians. Ever since the end of World War II, the word "German" had been synonymous with "murderer" and "monster." Even the adjective tedesco is sometimes used to mean "unusually cruel." Now, Italy is a non-nation of heterogeneous people held together by an empty state formality and little common history; Italian sociology is thus notoriously difficult to interpret. But given the alternate fates of Italy in the war, such a deep-rooted hatred for Germany is not surprising and it brings together Italians of different stripes where common ground would otherwise not exist. Germany was never really an ally, during the war. It was always perceived as an invader, as Hitler held the reins of his puppet Benito. Post-1943, then, the SS took out their resentment on Italian civilians in a series of barbaric massacres that killed thousands. Now Italy-Germany is a complex relationship (as is every relationship in Europe), with light hints of penis envy and dark tints of Stockholm syndrome. And all this cultural baggage was poured out into the match, which was suddenly elected, in the minds of many Italians, as the first true shot at vendetta. My father, who was 25 at the time, recounts of bars and taverns filled to the brim with people hoping to catch a glimpse of the only television available in the neighborhood; of scenes of jubilee in the streets, as if Italy had already won the world cup; and of how Riva and Rivera's names were exalted like those of saints, eliciting cries of blasphemy from our Vatican neighbors (themselves foreign invaders, of course, but that's another ballpark).

In current-day Italian, "Italy-Germany 4-3" is a common idiom. It signifies a pivotal struggle that, no doubt, you're going to win in the end if you just hang in there. The sports section of any major bookstore always carries a few books related to the event. A major motion picture, Italia-Germania 4-3, was a huge box-office success. I have seen at least three different feature-length documentaries on the history of the match, featuring interviews with all the major Italian and German players. It is, in short, an iconic cultural symbol whose importance has not yet waned.

You can watch the full match here, with Italian commentary, or a set of highlights here, in English.

That is not to say, of course, that the history of Italy-Germany ends there. In fact, the two major matches that followed were even more crucial, competitively speaking. At the 1982 World Cup, Italy and Germany played in the final, which Italy won 3-1 in a dominating performance. No doubt the Germans were exhausted after a prolonged semifinal against France, just as the Italians had been in 1970 against Brazil! Still, the goals by Altobelli, Rossi, and Tardelli would prove to stick with the Italian public, especially Tardelli's celebration, which is still dubbed "The Scream" (see the video here). From a strictly footballing viewpoint, this win is as clearly remembered as the one in 1970, for this was Italy's first World Cup since the 1934-1938 double. This meant, of course, that there was a whole generation of Italians who had never witnessed such an event, and it stuck in their memory. Alas, I was only one year old and remember none of it! Shucks...

Finally, at the 2006 World Cup, Italy and Germany again squared off in the semifinal. Germany hosted this edition of the WC, and they had looked dominant as ever. Italy, instead, had been cunning and resourceful, but hadn't displayed great prowess. The match was a tight 0-0 until the end of extra time, when Italy scored an impressive double whammy in the 117th and 119th minutes. Grosso's bender was especially momentous, and his celebration brought back memories of Tardelli in 1982. Here's a video of the last two minutes of that match with a colorful Italian commentary. For Germany it was a nightmare. For Italy it was the start of a dream, as they then went on to defeat France in the final in the latest chapter of that rivalry.

But, as they say, that's another story!


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Euro 2012 quarterfinal #2: Germany-Greece

GERMANY
4:2
GREECE
Lahm 39'
Khedira 61'
Klose 68'
Reus 74'
Samaras 55'
Salpingidis 89' p

My match rating: 
My man of the match: Lahm (G)

UEFA report ---|||--- Player ratings ---|||--- Photos ---|||--- Highlights



The superiority of Die Mannschaft was total. For a brief time we thought we had a game on our hands, but nope. Greece  fought a good fight, but they are no match for this kind of talent.

As Lalas just said on ESPN (I can't believe he made sense!) Greece's problem is simply that they aren't good enough defenders. The 2004 team won the Euro by parking the bus, which they could afford, but these guys can't.

Of course, no one team wins or loses a match by themselves. despite what some so-called football "analysts" may have you believe. As my father used to say, sometimes you lose no matter how hard you try. So while I do think that Greece played well, that simply wasn't enough against this Germany.

Low's men must be praised for the (Teutonic) cool with which they managed the second half. After the equalizer, it was easy to fall apart and give in to the Greeks' slower pace and consummated defensive cunning. Instead, Germany pushed even harder and found three goals in the following 15 minutes. I don't think it's humanly possible to kill a match more quickly and definitively than that. With this win, Germany also beat a world record for most consecutive international wins by a national football team. Their record is now 15-0-0, spanning from the 3rd-place final at the 2010 World Cup to tonight. Absolutely stunning.

I think this match was more hyped for the political meanings than the competitive ones. This ought to be obvious, after all, with Greece almost out of Eurozone and the German government playing a pivotal role in deciding whether to bail them out (and back "in") or let them slip away from the euro. As an Italian with very conflicting feelings about United Europe, I am not quite sure where to stand on that. But one thing is for certain: it makes for lulzy jokes!

Now Germany awaits the winner of the England-Italy quarterfinal. Just like on the other side of the board, this too has the potential to be epic. Both rivalries are old, intense, and feature some of the most memorable matches in world football history. See my full report on these two rivalries in my next post.
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Euro 2012 funnies, parte cuarta!



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(I noticed this girl during the ESPN broadcast and fell in love.
She doesn't know it yet, but she is the mother of my future babies!)





The Miami Heat are NBA Champions!

A complete dominion over OKC in Game 5. No sweat. Second title in 5 years and back-to-back NBA Finals. Epic as usual.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Euro 2012 quarterfinal #1: Czech Republic-Portugal

CZECH
REP.
0:1
PORTUGAL

Ronaldo 79'

My match rating: 
My man of the match: BRonaldo (P)

UEFA report ---|||--- Player ratings ---|||--- Photos ---|||--- Highlights



An excruciatingly boring match temporarily jolted awake by a stellar goal and then quickly re-precipitated into nothingness. Sounds like a typical match in a knock-out stage at a major international tournament!

I might be doing some undue folk psychology here, and if so I apologize... but it seems to me that both teams had too much to lose and played as if the only important thing was not losing it. That mindset is understandable, as both football federations have reaped much less than they have sown in the last decade, but inevitably it gives rise to boring and annoying matches.

It would be unfair to say that both teams parked the bus. Instead of parked buses, we saw two stalled buses. On ESPN, Alexi Lalas said that Portugal prevailed because they had patience. Sure, if we want to put it that way... Both teams had "patience," in the sense that both tried to out-exhaust, out-pass, and out-wait the opponent. That looks pretty good when Spain do it, but these two aren't Spain.

Instead, as usual in these matches, what breaks the tie is a star play, the proverbial rabbit pulled out of a hat, a lightning bolt from a clear sky, an ace up the champion's sleeve, or <insert here the horribly cliched metaphor of your choosing>. BRonaldo's hair stylist was once again effective and the madridista delivered when it mattered. That header was difficult to make and he deserves praise. I am not jumping on the "Ronaldo is the world's second best player right now" bandwagon, because that is false; but he is very talented, won half Liga, and single-handedly took Portugal past the group of death and now into the semis. Not bad for a douchebag.

Portugal will face the winner of the quarterfinal between Spain and France. Whoever advances, it will be interesting. Spain-Portugal is a local derby and there is pretty bad blood between the two nations, in football if nothing else, so that's always fun. But France-Portugal is the richest rivalry, and the two seem to have a knack for meeting in the end stages of major tournaments! At Euro 1984, France beat Portugal in an epic semifinal, one of the most exciting matches in European football history. Tied at the 90, the teams scored three goals in extra time, including Platini's gorgeous winner; France would then defeat Spain in the final, securing their first major title since the 1930s. Sixteen years later, at Euro 2000, again France defeated Portugal, again in the semis, and again in extra time, in a tense match decided by a controversial handball and a penalty. This time too France would go on to win the tournament, defeating Italy in the first and only major international final to make use of the "golden goal" to determine the winner. And as if all that weren't enough, France once again defeated Portugal at the 2006 World Cup, again on a penalty during the first half of the semifinal. That time, though, France would go on to lose the final to Italy in an epic and much-hyped rematch of the 2000 European final (think Zidane and Materazzi: a prime cut of football lore right there).

So it seems that when these two meet, they make it count. We'll see if we witness another chapter to this saga!
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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Euro 2012: group D third round possible outcomes

At the end of the three group matches, two or more teams may be tied; perhaps even all four. Rematches or penalty shootouts are impossible at this stage, so UEFA's tie-breaking regulations apply. Click on the link  to read them entirely, or you can read my quick summary instead.

Below are all nine possible scenarios in Group D. This group is matched with group C, so its winner will play Italy and its second will play Spain in the quarterfinals. Ay ay ay!





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Monday, June 18, 2012

Why you too should love Euro 2012!


Euro 2012 funnies, part 3

Ronaldo and Mereiles get busy after each goal... but Moutinho disapproves!





The elimination of World Cup finalists Holland makes for an easy joke...



...as does the Czech national flag...



Some matches, then, may have serious political implications!



I have a feeling that the Ukrainians will soon be feeling the same way...



To conclude, BRonaldo again. Because he deserves it, and because LOL.


Euro 2012: group C third round possible outcomes

At the end of the three group matches, two or more teams may be tied; perhaps even all four. Rematches or penalty shootouts are impossible at this stage, so UEFA's tie-breaking regulations apply. Click on the link  to read them entirely, or you can read my quick summary instead.

Below are all nine possible scenarios in Group C. It's not going to be easy for Italy, so let's hope that Spain and Croatia are honest and don't fix an easy draw with lots of goals (but see some reflections on that here...)




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When tennis turns violent

I may or may not have picked this picture for the uber-cute ball girl...
I'm pretty sure I've never seen anything like this. In the final of the Queen's Club tournament, an important warm-up to next week's Wimbledon, world's #39 rank David Nalbandian pulled off a stunt that might prove costly, both professionally and legally.

When he failed to return an easy shot, Nalbandian kicked a line judge! Well, not exactly. He kicked a board on the side of the court, a board behind which -- like, two inches behind -- sat the baseline judge. A piece of wood splintered off the board and opened an inch-long gash in the old man's leg. The judge was visibly upset, as was the crowd. Minutes later, the chair umpire announced that Nalbandian was disqualified due to unsportsmanlike conduct. His opponent, Marin Cilic, was thus declared champion by default.

The twist is that someone (maybe the judge himself, maybe a crowd member) filed a complaint for assault, and now the London Metro police are investigating Nalbandian and the whole incident. Meanwhile, ATP has ruled that the Argentine will lose all of his prize money won at Queen's and may be fined. No word yet as to whether he will be allowed to play at Wimbledon next week... but even if he does, you can bet that the crowd won't have forgotten.

See the video here and read the report here.
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